People of the Earth, your world is crap!
You ain't even on the universe map!
People of the Earth, you do not rock!
You are nothing but a frothy frock!
People of the Earth, you have failed!
You shall worship The Sun and The Daily Mail!

CHORUS:
People of the Earth are you hearing me?
I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic sea
There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite
So I'm gonna blow you up with my meteorite

People of the Earth, you are not cool!
You eat hamburgers and go to school!
People of the Earth, you are bland!
You ain't even got a decent band!
People of the Earth, you have no clue!
You still wear cagouls and tennis shoes!

REPEAT CHORUS

People of the Earth (x16)

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)