God it takes you so long just to think
You're umm and ahh-ing, I ain't laughing
Your brain's so dirty it's started to stink
It's dripping awful by the earful, nice, tonight (x2)

Big rock dog eating indie frog

CHORUS:
Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger to your... shrink!

I'm convinced that you're the missing link
You're looking scary, very hairy
Half your nose is floating in the sink
I saw the nostrils, fallen eyeballs late, last night

Big rock dog eating indie frog

REPEAT CHORUS

Big rock dog eating indie frog

Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Make yourself a cigarette, get yourself a drink!
Don't be a stranger to your... shrink!

Wooaahhh, wooaahh, wooaahh (repeat to fade)