Threw my glasses in the dirt
Tell ya man that really hurt
So I'm lyin' in the bottom bunk

Then you slam me in the door
Got me feeling pretty sore
So I'm lyin' in the bottom bunk

CHORUS:
Now we've gone too far astray
I do believe you've had your way with me - ee!
Not much of a holiday
I do believe you've had your way with me!
Your way with me!

Very pretty and you're tanned
But I'd rather sleep with my right hand
So I'm lyin' in the bottom bunk

Coz baby things just get too rough
When we get together in the buff
So I'm lyin' in the bottom bunk

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)