Wash with new soap
Behind the collar
Keeps a clean mental state
Don't usually bother in cold weather
But still I'm getting into work late
And I don't need the practice

CHORUS:
I've been making plans (For the future)
Become an unconscious man (All for the good)
I feel so unecessary (We don't think so, you seem starshaped)

Have a couple at the weekend
Keeps up camaraderie
And my mind boggles in the muddle
At the possibilities

And I don't need the practice

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)

I wash with new soap
Behind the collar
Helps keep down the laundry
And now I bother in cold weather
Because it cleans me mentally

And I really don't need the practice

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)