The Person Above You

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 06 Jan 2018, 07:21

^ carefully conceals a flute in his coat pocket, and when in the presence of others, discreetly removes said flute when other parties aren't looking and toots upon the flute in an eccentric fashion, before quickly concealing the flute again when others look round, as if to say, "I am just as confused as you concerning the origin of the flute toot wot we all did just hear just then."

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by tom_cas1 » 06 Feb 2018, 15:56

^ hates the smell of burnt oranges.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 28 Feb 2018, 00:48

fine art never moved ^'s soul
no vintage wine or designer clothes
but ^'s world shakes for him
^'s bird sings sweetly
a different kind of tinsel decorates ^'s tree

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 19:54

^would cry, but doesn't think he can spare the moisture.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 19:55

^ gives it to you straight like a pear cider made from 100% pears

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 19:57

^took out Nicholas Parsons.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 20:01

<3

^ don't stop the rock

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 20:05

^discovered a star.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 20:06

^ is an anthropomorphic shop window

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 20:07

^bought his first guitar from a pawn shop.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 20:08

^ is the Bake-O-Lite girl

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 20:09

^is the Deee-Lite girl.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 20:10

^ is "Jennifer the Girl"

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Re: The Person Above You

Post by TripleJay97 » 23 Jun 2018, 20:11

^is out back counting stars.
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Re: The Person Above You

Post by AdvertBreak » 23 Jun 2018, 20:11

^stole Mr Snail's milk teeth

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